CARINE ROITFELD: Bonjour Ginny! Bonjour…?
GINNY
[waking up]: Hello?
CARINE: Bonjour, I am Carine Roitfeld.
GINNY
[rubbing eyes]: You’re Carine Roitfeld? You kind of look like my friend. That would have been the most–
CARINE: So, Ginny, I come to your call about your fashion problems.
GINNY: Huh?
CARINE: Your clothes, your shoes...
GINNY: I know that, but I don’t know your phone number.
CARINE [head in hands]: Of course you don’t know my phone number. Julia probably doesn’t know my phone number. I don’t even know my phone number!
GINNY: I am very sorry to hear that.
CARINE: That’s okay. So, as I was saying, your wardrobe? Is it dysfunctional?
GINNY
[sitting up in bed]: Yes. I mean, look at my closet!
[points to closet] It consists of just shades of grey and some occasional blue.
[CARINE floats over to closet to have a look] And my jewelry! Sure, that necklace is Marc by Marc Jacobs, but the guitar shape is really getting on my nerves.
[CARINE floats over to her guitar watch necklace and attempts to pick it up, but her hand cannot grasp it]CARINE: Well, I must agree with the necklace. Though remotely cool, it is in no way classy.
GINNY: Agreed. But, I’m stuck. I need a better wardrobe. I have no real inspiration. I’m in this shell, and I can’t really get out. I’m very enclosed.
CARINE: Basically, you’re scared.
GINNY: Not really, just my personality is unwilling to break free for some reason.
[CARINE floats over and sits on the bed]CARINE: You’re being very serious, yes?
GINNY: I guess.
[large audible sigh] I don’t know.
CARINE: Well, it helps to know Karl Lagerfeld.
[awkward silence]GINNY: Well, what if you don’t know him?
CARINE: Oh yes! I know! Uh, um
[becomes frazzled and looks around frantically] here.
[CARINE suddenly takes her studded Givenchy blazer out of her coat pocket and hands it to GINNY]GINNY: How did you take that out of your pocket?
CARINE: Like I said, I know Karl.
GINNY: But, Carine, I can’t accept this. It’s too beautiful.
CARINE: Um, that’s how I bought it. Its love has been replaced by the YSL cage heels. Take it or else.
[CARINE gives GINNY a grimacing glare]GINNY: Okay! Okay, I’ll take it. Just let me hold it for a second.
[CARINE rolls her eyes and gives GINNY the blazer to hug. GINNY hugs for a couple seconds and gives it back to CARINE]
CARINE: I TOLD YOU TO–
GINNY: Could you put it in my closet? I’m too lazy to do so myself.
[CARINE glares at GINNY once more and moves the blazer to the closet]CARINE
[looking at clock]: Gosh, it is late, isn’t it? I have lunch scheduled with Emmanuelle tomorrow. I should go.
GINNY: Merci, Carine.
CARINE: De rien, Ginny. Remember to wear your blazer tomorrow. It has to be with black skinny pants.
GINNY: I’ll be sure to do that.
CARINE: I’ll be off. Au revoir!
GINNY: Au revoir!
[GINNY waves slightly as CARINE fades away. She then puts her head back on her pillow and goes to sleep. A second later, GINNY’s alarm clock rings, and it’s 6:15 AM. She looks towards her closet to see if CARINE’s beloved blazer is still there. The hanger is empty.]GINNY: Dammit.
Immediate black out.End scene.photo credit